October 2007

Cleanup

I never forget a face. If I absolutely have to ice somebody, I always remember to take it with me. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter read

Forensics

Judging from the traces they leave, people seem to be at their worst in public restrooms. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter read

By my count, by pursuing an ill-considered and illegal preemptive war, President Bush and his accomplice Congress have now murdered more Americans than the 9/11 terrorists did, not to mention the untold Iraqi civilian casualties. Congratulations, traitors, and God help... read

Bushes

Never trust a librarian who marries a man who doesn't read. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter read

John the Baptist

Living on nothing but locusts and honey doesn't impress me. Try Sterno and cardboard sometime, chump! Crossposted from Perry Slaughter read

Slipstream

It sounds less like a genre of fiction and more like what happens when you fart and get more than you bargained for. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter read

Jesus saves

But even He's gonna weep fat baby tears if He doesn't also remember to back up. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter read

Insomnia

I have trouble sleeping while there are children starving in my city. Why can't they be quieter about it? Crossposted from Perry Slaughter read

Box office

Yes, I chose Bush over Gore, but I thought the question was late-night cable. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter read

Illiteracy campaign

Teach a child to read and that's just more royalties for Dr. Phil. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter read